{"id":1763,"date":"2014-04-11T07:03:57","date_gmt":"2014-04-11T12:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pauleide.com\/?p=1763"},"modified":"2020-10-03T19:02:14","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T00:02:14","slug":"product-review-vaseline-men-spray-lotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/product-review-vaseline-men-spray-lotion\/","title":{"rendered":"Product Review: Vaseline Men Spray Lotion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4675 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion.jpeg 450w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion-100x100.jpeg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><noscript><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4675 lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion.jpeg 450w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/vaseline-men-spray-lotion-100x100.jpeg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/noscript><\/p>\n<p>The new Vaseline Men Spray Lotion came to me in a time of need. My skin was drier than the driest Norm McDonald joke. So dry, in fact, that had my friends known, my new name would&#8217;ve been &#8220;Ashley&#8221; rather than Paul because I was so ashy.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Sure, the combination of Vaseline with a spray-on lotion lends itself perfectly to a masturbation joke. But guys, I&#8217;m not going to tug your chain &#8212; this stuff works.<\/p>\n<p>Vaseline Men Spray Lotion is available in two formulas: Fast Absorbing and Fast Cooling.<\/p>\n<p>Spray-on lotion may sound like a gimmick, but it&#8217;s actually really useful for certain troublesome areas. For me, one such area is the top middle of my back.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotten used to glopping an excessive amount of lotion on my hand and sort of waywardly slapping it back there, usually with mixed results.<\/p>\n<p>But the continuous &#8220;spray-ability&#8221; of Vaseline Men Spray Lotion allowed me to zero in on an area I couldn&#8217;t have otherwise reached. No, not that area, sir. I can reach there <em>just fine<\/em>, thank you.<\/p>\n<p>The continuous spray feature, which is akin (or should I say &#8220;a skin&#8221; #ZING) in functionality to Old Spice Refresh Body Spray, means that not only are areas covered, but they are covered evenly.<\/p>\n<p>Vaseline Men Spray Lotion absorbed into my skin faster than any lotion I have ever used. And there wasn&#8217;t a slimy residue that made my clothes stick to the area I covered; at least not from the spray lotion, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Also, there was no perfume-laden aroma or scent to assault your nostrils. There was a hint of something, a certain &#8220;Je ne sais quoi,&#8221; but it was masculine and invigorating. It certainly didn&#8217;t smell like Vaseline. Or, sex <em>covered<\/em> in Vaseline.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of sex, Vaseline Men Spray Lotion came to be thanks to the union of three special elements:<\/p>\n<p>1) The container that Vaseline Men Spray Lotion comes in has this cool thing called a &#8220;twist-lock actuator&#8221; that essentially allows the spray apparatus to either be engaged or disengaged to prevent spills.<\/p>\n<p>2) The internal structure of the container utilizes &#8220;bag-on-valve technology.&#8221; #ThatsHOT<\/p>\n<p>3) Vaseline Men Spray Lotion uses the perfect balance of &#8220;humectants&#8221; and &#8220;occlusives&#8221; to make sure the lotion isn&#8217;t sticky and effectively moisturizes.<\/p>\n<p>So, leave your Brand X cocoa butter from Wal-Mart on the shelf and keep the safety engaged on <em>your<\/em> &#8220;spray apparatus.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For more information on the new Vaseline Men Spray Lotion, follow this link to the website. 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