{"id":1845,"date":"2015-01-01T10:33:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-01T16:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pauleide.com\/?p=1845"},"modified":"2018-10-22T19:04:50","modified_gmt":"2018-10-23T00:04:50","slug":"product-review-dollar-shave-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/product-review-dollar-shave-club\/","title":{"rendered":"Product Review: Dollar Shave Club"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You down with DSC? Yeah, you know me! To be honest, in the beginning, Dollar Shave Club intimidated me.<\/p>\n

“It can’t be that simple, can it? But I’m so used to getting completely reemed<\/em> every time I need to buy a new cartridge of razors. How will I feel inside?” It was sort of like going to the DMV and they were suddenly serving ice cream or some shit, saying “Hi” to you, asking about your day…<\/p>\n

I was so used to being degraded by the corporate razor entities that somehow I lost my self worth in the process, dawg.<\/p>\n

But Dollar Shave Club restored me. And here’s how it works:<\/p>\n

– You choose one of three blade options that you’d like to receive every month: The Humble Twin (two blades) for $1\/mo, The 4X (aka “The Lover’s Blade,” with four blades) for $6\/mo, or The Executive for $9\/mo, and it’s stanky six blades per cartridge will leave your face cheeks as smooth as your\u00a0ass cheeks.<\/p>\n

– You get four blades a month (one per week, Einstein) and a free handle at no extra charge. Can you handle it?<\/p>\n

– No fees, no commitments, no weird overseas 800 number you have to painstakingly call to cancel and speak to some Indonesian\u00a0guy whose anglicized name is “Karl.”<\/p>\n

– You can change razor plans at any time, and when you do, the new handle is free<\/em>. You can also change the frequency of razor deliveries from monthly to bi-monthly. You know, just like your ex-girlfriend from college.<\/p>\n

– Satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.<\/p>\n

Want more than the greatest razor relationship of your life? Double your pleasure by adding the Shave Butter ($8), Post-Shave Moisturizer ($9) or One Wipe Charles ($4), aka “ass-wipes.” They are literally buttwipes, for adults like you and me. Well, more like you.<\/p>\n