{"id":28583,"date":"2023-11-19T16:22:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T22:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/?p=28583"},"modified":"2025-07-29T22:46:18","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T03:46:18","slug":"inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-earmuffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-earmuffs\/","title":{"rendered":"Inappropriate Fantasy Football Team Names (&#8220;Earmuffs.&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP\/\/\/yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28620 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-107x60.jpg 107w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-160x90.jpg 160w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><noscript><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-28620 lazyload\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-107x60.jpg 107w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names-160x90.jpg 160w, https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/inappropriate-fantasy-football-team-names.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/noscript><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>These inappropriate fantasy team names will make your toes curl.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I&#8217;ve been the commissioner of a fantasy football league called &#8220;Ouch My FUCKING Clavicle!&#8221; since 2006.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>The full name of the league is actually &#8220;Ouch My FUCKING Clavicle I&#8217;m Pretty Sure I Broke It Again!&#8221; because that is what <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbssports.com\/nfl\/news\/chargers-rb-ryan-mathews-headed-to-ir-with-broken-clavicle\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">then-Chargers running back and yung stud Ryan Mathews <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">presumably <\/span><\/em>screamed after he broke his second clavicle the second time<\/a> after completing a promising second season.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He missed the beginning of the season and <em>killed <\/em>some fantasy owners who took him high (because you had to). Then for their patience, he rewarded owners with a one TUD season in 9 starts. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I know this is an article about inappropriate fantasy football team names and we will get to those below (maybe more than you want). But you gotta recognize in advance this SHIT IS HARDCORE. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Before you read these team names just prepare yourself. I don&#8217;t know what you think &#8220;inappropriate&#8221; means, but to us, we mean mother fuckin&#8217; high-level inappropriate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Before you read these team names realize this isn&#8217;t a league populated by degenerates, the homeless, or your exes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This league is filled with doctors, high-level executives, and the like.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These are your brothers, sons, and husbands. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sure, there&#8217;s a couple guys who we &#8220;don&#8217;t know what they actually do,&#8221; but are like anyone else. These people are totally underwhelming in person &#8211; that I can assure you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They walk around amongst us but you&#8217;d barely ever <em>suspect<\/em> their deepest desires. Desires that don&#8217;t go unspoken in our league chat or via inappropriate team names. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Clavicle! has always been about full self-expression. These people could be YOU.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Inappropriate Clavicle! Fantasy Football Team Names<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Penis Inspector (back-to-back defending champ)<br>Captain Insano<br>Bruce Jenner&#8217;s Fupa<br>Buc Nasty<br>Dakin&#8217; Off (Cowboys loyalist)<br>Cocksucker (graduated from Rookie Cocksucker)<br>The Boner Express!!! (TBE!!!)<br>Restaurant With Ted Danson<br>Cutty Come Back (#BearDown)<br>Castillo Nation<br>KnuckleDeepInThisLlama<br>The Five Kage<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Those are current names. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>What&#8217;s the grossest, most outrageous fantasy name we could make up?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It came down to 2 choices:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>DEAD BABY FUCKER!!!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>George Floyd Was High On PCP<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are several other inappropriate team names from over the years:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WhoWnts2SmellMadonna<br>Irish Potato Gang<br>Furious Five Fingers<br>Sacks To Be Cutler<br>El Mexicutioner<br>Keep it Wet<br>Makin&#8217; The Moist of it<br>Buttfuckin&#8217;<br>Get off my Peterson<br>I&#8217;ve Got TD&#8217;s!!<br>The Big Manti<br>The Penis Donut<br>DCarr4MVP<br>Superbowlboundniner<br>Hit Dez&#8217;s Momma<br>Tom&#8217;s Lot Lizard<br>My Partner&#8217;s A Whore<br>Droney Romo<br>Teledildonics<br>Zeke&#8217;s Rape Squad<br>Tard Squad<br>Veteran Cocksucker!<br>Unplanned S.T.D.<br>Sen. Ernie McKracken<br>Rookie Cocksucker<br>Dickface<br>CDC Lamb (#COVID)<br>Sophomore Cocsucker<br>Trumpsterfire<br>Jolly Good Rodgering!<br>BIG GAY GHOST SHIP<br>The Donation Team<br>Deshaun&#8217;s Massage Envy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">With inappropriate fantasy football team names like that you gotta go hard AF on the division names. Here are some inappropriate fantasy football division names over the years:<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Weinstein&#8217;s Wiggle Stick<br>Michael J Fox Cant Stop Shakin<br>Shorn Sac<br>Weinerville &#8211; Population: YOU!<br>Aaron Hernandezes Sex Buddies<br>CBOT Glory Hole @Ceres<br>Dustin Keller Exploded Knee<br>Brother Gang Bang<br>I Love Lamp!<br>RIP Tayvon Martin<br>Billy Cosby&#8217;s Rape Juice<br>Rae Carruth Baby Mama<br>Bruce Jenner&#8217;s Ballz<br>Lit n Gay AF<br>Dickface<br>Hit It From The Dak<br>HernandezNeckTieCO.<br>Louis C.K. Ginger Penis<br>Spacey&#8217;s Man Lover<br>Lauers Lovers<br>INSTANT AIDS<br>Epstein Didn&#8217;t Kill Himself<br><br>Hopefully you only puked on your keyboard because you were laughing so hard. Or just grossed out. Or you feel like whacking off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We also have a group chat going. A sample from this AM:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Jesus = RZN 4 SZN: Have you guys ever seen that <a href=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/never-forget-when-joe-paterno-pooped-his-pants\/\">vid of when Joe Paterno shit himself at the end of 2nd Q against Ohio State?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Team Buc Nasty: Lmao yes and it is amazing.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s mostly just this mixed with Skeletor drinking wine memes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let us know YOUR most inappropriate fantasy football team names. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;re sick enough, we may invite you into our league.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been the commissioner of a fantasy football league called &#8220;Ouch My FUCKING Clavicle!&#8221; since 2006. 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